…napríklad niekoľko ikonických úvodov filmov.

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Nebudú tu ani všetky skvelé, ani všetky skvelé ktoré som kedy videl. O tých z prvej množiny zatiaľ neviem a na tie z druhej som zabudol. Tu sú tie, ktoré si dodnes z času na čas zopakujem.

Dune

Dokonalý úvod Lynchovho filmu z roku 1984. Hypnotický monológ princezny Irulán Corrino nasledovaný ikonickou muzikou.

A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that is is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam the Fourth, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the universe without moving. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.

Dom Hemingway

Tak, film Dom Hemmingway nie je práve film pre deti. Našťastie na to pri tejto krimikomédii z roku 2013 prídete už po prvých sekundách.

“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, it should.
If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”

Krstný otec

Povedať, že úvod Coppolovho Krstného otca z 1972 je ikonický, je vlastne smiešne. Celý film je jedna obrovská lahôdka. A šliape od prvej scény. Až po poslednú. Kurnik…musím si nájsť nejaké tri hodiny vcelku a pozrieť si ho.

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the
American fashion. I gave her freedom, but — I taught her never to dishonor her family. She
found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I
didn’t protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made
her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her
honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a’broken.
Her jaw was a’shattered, held together by wire. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain.
But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life — beautiful girl. Now she will
never be beautiful again.

Obchodník so smrťou

Nicolas Cage má veľa veľa dobrých filmov a veľa veľa zlých filmov. Obchodník so smrťou patrí medzi tie dobré, až výborné. Úvodná scéna o životnej ceste náboja je úchvatná. Rýchla, presná…trefná.

There are over 500 million fire arms in the worldwide circulation
That is one fire arm for every twelve people on the planet
The only question is
How do we arm the other eleven?

Sbal prachy a vypadni

Tento film je legenda. Nechcem ho porovnávať s Krstným otcom, ale pravda je, že čo scéna to legenda. Viac o filmoch Guy Ritchieho sme si už písali tu.

Hand-made in Italy,
hand-stolen in Stepney.

It’s as long as my arm,
not like something else.

Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
They call it walking.

Treat the wife –
treat somebody else’s wife.

These are not stolen –
they’re just not paid for.

Trainspotting

Trainspotting je pecka. Prvý aj druhý diel. A úvodný beh znamená pre mňa a môj vstup do života, ktorý si riadim sám veľmi veľa.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
But who would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you’ve got heroin?

Piaty element

Ďalší z filmov, kde je prakticky nemožné vybrať jednu skvelú scénu. A teraz keď nad tým tak rozmýšľam, jedná sa asi o posledný režisérsky počin Luca Bessona, ktorý sa mi páčil (aj keď neskôr ešte produkoval viacero skvelých filmov). No a čakanie na Willisa som poznal naspamäť.

Aziz! Light!

 

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